THE VALUE OF PROOFREADING

**Moderator**

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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**Monster Slayer**

Too right the re-invention of the english language does my head in. In recent years Games Workshop seemed to have stopped using a proof reader and have come up with the word Shamans meaning more than one rather than use the correct word Shamen.

**S12 Captain**

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Oh my god that is freakin hilarious.

Subject: Re: THE VALUE OF PROOFREADING Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:39 pm

I laughed my ass off at those. The last one especially.

**S12 Captain**

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Straight out of the cannibal cookbook

**Moderator**

bigdaddyblue73 wrote:: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Oh my god that is freakin hilarious.

definitely the funniest one!

S12 Captain **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

LOL...Good job on these Blay!

**Creative Team**

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**S12 Captain**

Okay this made my day, thanks Blay.

**Creative Team**

those are excellent indeed, good shit blay!