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Their underwear — it must not be like yours and mine: Women caught on tape stealing liquor by stuffing bottles into their panties

Police want to conduct their own version of a panty raid on a group of women who stole more than $3,000 worth of liquor from a Hallandale Beach liquor store by stashing the bottles in their underwear.

Over the weekend, three women were caught on surveillance camera at DPF Liquors stuffing their skirts with some of the most expensive spirits in the house. The women also stuffed alcohol in their purses before walking out of the store with loaded panties.

Store employees said they were distracted by other customers and didn't catch the women stuffing their skirts.

The store is offering a $500 reward for anyone with information on who stole their liquor. We're not sure if they want the bottles back after where they've been.

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Thats pretty crazy!
How do you not notice someone stuffing bottle of liquor into their unmentionables?
Their purse maybe.. but their underwear? Wow..

LOL...better yet, how do they conceal that kind of a SHAPE?!?!??!

You think you'd notice somebody with a bottle shaped butt walking out of your store!

I'll keep my eye's peeled for these chicks .

Thank you everyone for keeping it PG :), I'm sure the mods appreciate it.

I need these women in my life. If only my wife was so dedicated. Three grand worth of booze would keep me supplied for at least two months.

The thing was it was only three women. Three VERY large women. I watched the store video on the news this morning.

I have seen Clerks I and II and had no idea people like in those films existed. To not notice 3 large women stealing alcohol down their pants is blatant slacking.

True...and you think the store would get maximum effort for minimum wage...

red laser wrote:

I have seen Clerks I and II and had no idea people like in those films existed. To not notice 3 large women stealing alcohol down their pants is blatant slacking.

There were also no Pants involved.

I did the same thing once. The store owner watched me do it. When I caught him watching me I tried to give the Jack Daniels backbut he said "Naw. You keep it. I don't want it anymore."

It's amazing that I can stick a lot of things down my pants and no one ever wants them back! Why is that?

LOL Blue...

I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole!

Lol Blue! Would that work in TRU or another toy store do you think?