The Official "Yo Momma" Thread!

Subject: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:35 am

*****Disclaimer******

These are in no way directed at anyone's actual mother, lol, and are all in good fun. Keep it fun, and keep it funny.

Now, get to it!

"Yo mama is so fat, KFC turns off the lights when they see her!"

**Creative Team**

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

**Creative Team**

Yo mama so fat her blood type Ragu.

**Creative Team**

Yo mama so fat it takes her two loads to haul ass.

**Creative Team**

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Subject: Re: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:39 am

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Subject: Re: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:41 am

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

S12 Captain **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

Is that yo mama? Cuz she looks just like that girl I saw wearing a halter top and standing on eight mile yesterday.

**Creative Team**

Yo mama so fat...well, there ain't enough hotdog's on this planet to fill that hallway.

Subject: Re: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:47 am

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

**Creative Team**

Rob0213 wrote:: Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Stupid W's.

**New Recruit**

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

**New Recruit**

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago,then trips over Indiana.Then the US declares a few states of emergency

Subject: Re: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:05 am

Yo Mama so ugly they rejected her from "People of Wally Marto" pics.

**S12 Captain**

you guy just wate till Z find's this thread she'll blow it up !!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM !!!!!!!!Shes the Quean of Yo Mama jokes.

**S12 Captain**

Yo momma so fat even Bil Clinton said "Oh Hell No!"!

**S12 Captain**

Yo momma smell so bad Rosa Park moved back to the back of the bus.

**S12 Captain**

Yo momma so fat when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her.

**S12 Captain**

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach, peopl form a bucket brigade and pour water on her cause they think she a whale.

**S12 News Staff**

your momma is so fat i told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.

**Creative Team**

its old but
Your mama's so fat she plays Pool with the Planets

Subject: Re: The Official "Yo Momma" Thread! Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:13 pm

Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

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Your mama so poor,here roaches gotta apply for food stamps.

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your momma so fat and ugly,that she has to go to sherwin williams to put on makeup.

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Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!