Wash. business offers $1,000 for stolen doormat

SPOKANE, Wash. - A Washington state business is offering a $1,000 reward to catch a thief who took a doormat worth about $20. KREM-TV reported that the owners of Advanced Metal Technologies in Spokane are angry at the ripoff and want to catch the man who may be looking to break into the metal building business.

Surveillance video shows that the thief drove up about 8:30 p.m. Sunday, looked in the window and then grabbed the doormat.

Some guy with severe OCD comes around to my store, picks a rep then takes all of their business cards off their register. He then takes them over to a bench and studies each one (even tho they are all for the same person therefore exactly the same) then throws them out. He's been known to score over 100 cards at a time if I don't run him off.

I'd probably be able to put up $1000 to kick his butt.