Beer Thief Arrested ... for the 154th Time

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And if that doesn't work, maybe it's time you realized that your life's dream of becoming a professional beer thief just isn't going to happen, Paul Baldwin.

At least Baldwin, 49, of Portsmouth, Maine, is learning to think big after his 152nd arrest led him to serve a year in jail for swiping a $1.99 can of beer. When he got arrested on Monday, it wasn't for one measly deuce-deuce of Coors -- he was caught on camera stealing two 18-packs and a 12-pack from a convenience store.

How big do your pants have to be to stuff that much beer down them? Or at that point do you just walk out the door carrying the beer like it's your business?

There's only one thing we can think of that would calm our nerves enough to pull off a heist like that: six or seven stolen beers coursing through our system. It's a vicious cycle, friends. A vicious cycle.

Where I come from we have a saying: "Drink it like ya stole it!"

Wow...drink another one bro

See if that had been me, the cops would have had to taser my ass cause I would have started shotgunnin those things then and there!

if you drink a stolen beverage in a store and wait to break the seal,does it count as theft if you don't leave the store till you pee it out?