Fight Club

If you could fight anyone who would it be and why?

I'd fight my father, but now, not when he was in his prime. He'd whip the shit out of me back than. He's worked construction almost his whole life and was a star wrestler, but he's lost a little muscle mass. Kind of want to see if I could take him now.

I guess one of those things were you have to kill the king to become the new one.

I can think of a few moderators on another forum I would like to take a swing at.

I haven't been in a fight for years and I'm not a big guy, so I'd probably get worked, but that said, I'd want to fight:

Ben Affleck
Tom Brady
Rosie O' Donnell
Michael Moore
Michael Bay

aannnnndddd--Katee Sackhoff (wrestling only)

I am with Blue on this. There are a few mods that I wouldn't mind bashing their face into some concrete! Wow.. that sounded brutal.

lady z took a picture today of what the fight with bats and his arch nemesis would look like.as soon as we can figure out how to post pix here we'll get it up.

If I can catch the right episode of Batman Brave and the Bold... I can get the right pic for my sig over on the Tank!

i think i know where you are going with that sig idea bats

I thought better of what I was gonna use. I have a new idea now. Still having Batman in there too!

I would like to fight henning but only with our vast mental powers. The world would tremble at the terrible mental energies we would unleash on one another.

Ya know what? That might be cool! lol.


I would fight......myself.

I believe we are evenly matched, and that guy just pisses me off.

I want to fight The Urge....to open another Shiner. Damn, I always lose. But sometimes losing is also winning.

I would fight Rose McGowan, naked in a tub of honey...oh yeah...!

please santa please!

Brett Favre. I would pummel him.

Get in line brother!

I get dibs on #4.

I used to like him, but now I think he is a major ass. I hope to hell the Vikings do not make the Super Bowl cause I do not want to watch him.

Could not agree more, dude.

I wanna fight William Clay Ford (owner of the Detroit Lions, for those who don't know). Two reasons:

1.) I would win. That @$$hole has never won anything.
2.) I'm 33 years old. I have a wife and a daughter. My father was in diapers the last time his team won a championship. Thanks for nothing, and here is a right hook to make sure you remember it.

I really want to fight my neighbor, but I'm positive that will eventually happen, so I guess it doesn't count. Next on the list would be Stephen Sommers. Not because it would be an epic test of my abilities, but becuase he's a douche bag who keeps f!ckin' up stuff I like. I hate that dude and would like very much to have the great honor of knockin' his teeth in for disgruntled geeks around the globe.

a couple douchebags at work
the multitude of horrible drivers that cut me off on a daily basis
the ass who's fucking me around on ebay
Gijoeman5 for fucking a bunch of us over
and another fucker who screwed me on a trade at the tank