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M. Aster Karver S12 Captain
| Subject: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:41 pm | |
| 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors A 400-pound woman was allegedly caught shoplifting and was subsequently tasered after her motorized cart got stuck when she was trying to escape. Jerrie Perkins, 30, allegedly tried to steal $600 worth of electronic goods from a Meijer store in Pontiac, Michigan. Her attempt was foiled, however, when her motorized cart got stuck in the exit door. When staff heard the door alarm activating they asked her for the receipts. It was at this point she got violent and police were called. Perkins - who is described as being 5ft 2in and weighing 400lb - has been charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud. Oakland County Sheriff's Office said she allegedly shoved the store's loss-prevention officer and hit her in the face. When a deputy arrived and asked the 30-year-old to put her hands behind her back, she 'cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance'. The deputy then pulled his Taser and told Perkins to put her hands behind her back. Instead she brought her fist up over her head and looked directly at the deputy - who then tasered her. It was only then that she complied with his commands and was promptly taken to jail. She has since been released on $15,000 bail. A profile on social networking site Friendster belonging to Perkins describes her occupation as a singer/songwriter/DJ. It also states that the 30-year-old is interested in women and describes her as having 'a little extra weight'. She reveals she is 'looking for girls who are real, that don't care if I am overweight'. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356884/400-pound-woman-caught-shoplifting-motorised-cart-gets-stuck-exit-doors.html#ixzz1DzWfGQbM | |
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Wry1 Creative Team
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:09 pm | |
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M. Aster Karver S12 Captain
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:37 pm | |
| - Wry1 wrote:
- So...many....jokes...
And that's all that needs to be said without going over the line | |
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The BLAY Moderator
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:12 am | |
| - M. Aster Karver wrote:
- Wry1 wrote:
- So...many....jokes...
And that's all that needs to be said without going over the line exactly! but this is just way too funny!! "don't taze me bro!" | |
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thatjimboguy S12 Captain
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| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:22 am | |
| Yup, too easy. It's weird though. I've ben to this Mejiers. Their shelves are still full of RoC | |
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bigdaddyblue73 S12 Captain
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:30 am | |
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bigdaddyblue73 S12 Captain
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:39 am | |
| Check out that link and the rest of them. There are a whole bunch of Lawnmower Steve's runins with the law! | |
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M. Aster Karver S12 Captain
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| twice with a lawn mower, then with a skyjack...that guy needs an intervention. | |
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bigdaddyblue73 S12 Captain
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:28 pm | |
| - M. Aster Karver wrote:
- twice with a lawn mower, then with a skyjack...that guy needs an intervention.
Check out the one where he calls the cop to get his wife for hitting him and still ends up getting arrested! | |
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Money-B Administrator
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| This and other things made Karver's Rare Kuts a must see section.
Let's hope we get other gems like this soon. | |
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Krisk Creative Team
Character Profile Name:: Big Whoop Class: Extremist EXP:: 0
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:33 pm | |
| youch........thats a lot of lovin.........we need some bizarre news in here!
that should be Dusty's new job! | |
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Money-B Administrator
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:37 pm | |
| "Perkins - who is described as being 5ft 2in and weighing 400lb"
No wonder she got stuck. She has to be as wide as she is tall. | |
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Krisk Creative Team
Character Profile Name:: Big Whoop Class: Extremist EXP:: 0
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:41 pm | |
| - Money-B wrote:
- "Perkins - who is described as being 5ft 2in and weighing 400lb"
No wonder she got stuck. She has to be as wide as she is tall. we had a guy come by three days ago for a wheelchair for his wife, 4foot 4inches, 455lbs.......100pounds of lovin per linear foot!! | |
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Money-B Administrator
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:44 pm | |
| Damn chair must have had one helluva suspension set up. | |
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Krisk Creative Team
Character Profile Name:: Big Whoop Class: Extremist EXP:: 0
| Subject: Re: 400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorized cart gets stuck in exit doors Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:07 pm | |
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