delta's words of wisdom

never mind

"never run backwards thru a corn field".


gives new meaning to the term "cornholing".

"never run butt-nekid thru the streets of san francisco if you are a dude".

"if you want to find some new shit,you have to travel like 300 miles away from home".

"if a child has an item you desire,then said item is no longer fair game".


this is a warning for the ass-clown scalpers out there that think i won't put foot to ass if they try to cheat a child out there who has a toy they have been looking for.

"you cannot tip strippers with monopoly money".


you figure fake boobies would deserve fake money.

this is for the looters over in the u.k. ........


"if you are gonna steal shit,DON'T post your loot online with a picture of yourself dumbasses".