The Delta's words of wisdom

Never piss on a fire if you have been drinking.

Never piss into the wind

never be caught without a condom

never,every committ unless you have a good excuse to back out.

always keep your condoms in the car

Krisk wrote:

always keep your condoms in the car

damn straight

Just pull out in time....

or get snipped...

yeah, cuz that always works........"Dont worry, I will pull out"
yeah right!

Krisk wrote:

yeah, cuz that always works........"Dont worry, I will pull out"
yeah right!

Of course it works, I only have 2 kids!

hahaha

I knew you would like that one!

Don't Mess with Delta's Threads!

today's advice is .........."Just say you slipped if you get caught with a honey that isn't yours".

"If a woman is willing to put a cigerette in her mouth,just think about what else she's willing to put in her mouth".

THE DELTA wrote:

"If a woman is willing to put a cigerette in her mouth,just think about what else she's willing to put in her mouth".

"If she smokes, she sucks"

Krisk wrote:

THE DELTA wrote:

"If a woman is willing to put a cigerette in her mouth,just think about what else she's willing to put in her mouth".

"If she smokes, she sucks"

yup.

Glad my gf smokes. Just sayin.

LadyDelta wrote:

What about those that don't smoke? Does that mean she doesn't suck? Just asking....

well, if you are at a bar and some chick is smoking..........well, guideposts is all I am gonna say!! haha

Money-B wrote:

Glad my gf smokes. Just sayin.

hahaha

words of wisdom for today.......



"NEVER Flurk WITH A MAN'S PANDORA ACCOUNT".

THE DELTA wrote:

words of wisdom for today.......



"NEVER Flurk WITH A MAN'S PANDORA ACCOUNT".

Did they delete all your Dooby Brothers songs? Awwwwwwwwww!