The Delta's words of wisdom

Tokin on!

THE DELTA wrote:

words of wisdom for today.......



"NEVER Flurk WITH A MAN'S PANDORA ACCOUNT".

Pandora? I think I know her.

Doesn't she have a box?

"If you lay with dogs,you're gonna get fleas,if you lay with whores,you're gonna get crabs".

hmmmmmmmmm.......so does that explain the fishy smell?

Krisk wrote:

hmmmmmmmmm.......so does that explain the fishy smell?

lol.

THE DELTA wrote:

"If you lay with dogs,you're gonna get fleas,if you lay with whores,you're gonna get crabs".

Flurking Pandora.

At least you are not Al Bundy?

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LadyDelta wrote:

If your ex calls at 3am DON'T ANSWER!! They only want 1 thing...and your significant other IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

to borrow some sugar

LadyDelta wrote:

If your ex calls at 3am DON'T ANSWER!! They only want 1 thing...and your significant other IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

Maybe so, but that may not be the one thing I want.




Any of those would do.

haha

Krisk wrote:

haha

You must have one too.

"if there is no coffee in the morning,someone better hit a Flurking starbucks or there's gonna be hell to pay".

That is why I carry spare Coffee makers in the basement. I also keep a 6 month+ supply of coffee cans so I NEVER Run out.

Plus I made myself learn to LOVE black coffee like Dirty Harry. That way if the cream soils I can still enjoy my brew.

bandonov wrote:

That is why I carry spare Coffee makers in the basement. I also keep a 6 month+ supply of coffee cans so I NEVER Run out.

smart man,now get The Delta a fresh cup,lol.

bandonov wrote:

That is why I carry spare Coffee makers in the basement. I also keep a 6 month+ supply of coffee cans so I NEVER Run out.

Coffee Hoarder!!!

Batman wrote:

bandonov wrote:

That is why I carry spare Coffee makers in the basement. I also keep a 6 month+ supply of coffee cans so I NEVER Run out.

Coffee Hoarder!!!

Coffee Hoader my A$$!!!! You do know Everything costs more up North right? A big can of coffee is $13 so if that goodness goes on sale I STOCK PILE!!!!

Coffee Hoarder!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Batman wrote:

Coffee Hoarder!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Hush you....

bandonov wrote:

Batman wrote:

bandonov wrote:

That is why I carry spare Coffee makers in the basement. I also keep a 6 month+ supply of coffee cans so I NEVER Run out.

Coffee Hoarder!!!

Coffee Hoader my A$$!!!! You do know Everything costs more up North right? A big can of coffee is $13 so if that goodness goes on sale I STOCK PILE!!!!

Everything! and the exchange rate has gone to shit.

I just walked into the room as she said, "Love isn't just about feelings, it's about shaving your balls."

Is this true?

Money-B wrote:

I just walked into the room as she said, "Love isn't just about feelings, it's about shaving your balls."

Is this true?

"only if she's gonna shave them for you".

THE DELTA wrote:

Money-B wrote:

I just walked into the room as she said, "Love isn't just about feelings, it's about shaving your balls."

Is this true?

"only if she's gonna shave them for you".

That's what love is. Thanks Delta.