The Rules about The Rules

S12 Captain **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

Welcome to the rules. This is my take and how to have a fun and happy life. It is a humourous take on..well...everything eventually. So sit back, relax and let's discuss....

The Rules of The Rules

Don't Be That Guy

What guy, you ask? You remember the guy that got drunk at that party and hit on your girlfriend? Do you remember the guy who got drunk that same night and fell asleep under your bed, puking all over your floor and irritating you in the process? Or how about the guy who walked into your house when you were 15 and asked your mom how the F she was doing? You remember that guy. DON'T BE HIM! Otherwise, I'll have to tell your mom that you were that guy, and honestly that would just be embarrassing. We're pretty much all in our 30's. Could you imagine how your mom would feel if she got a call from me telling her that her 35 year old son was That Guy?

Be Yourself.

Note that this only applies if you're not That Guy. If you are that guy, feel free to ignore this and act like someone else. Note that I think that most of you are pretty cool. It's just that guy I don't like.

We Don't Babysit Beer.

I'm not exactly sure how this applies on a website, but it was a rule at my old apartment, so I thought I should include it. So if you leave your virtual beer in the virtual fridge don't be upset if it's virtually GONE the next time you log in. I warned you.

Don't Do What Bigdaddyblue Done Did.

I read this somewhere and thought I'd use it. There's no point in doing ALL of the work myself, now is there?

No Flaming!

All play nice policies are in full effect while within the Rules Forum. So don't be flaming each other. If you do, make sure I'm not standing next to the person you're spitting fire at. I burn easily. So does my house. Keep your flamethrowers at home!

Don't Let Your Dog Poop on the Floor.

Animals are not allowed to be That Guy either. As a matter of fact, cats/bats/rats/squirrels/goldfish/snakes and other assorted vermin are encouraged to keep their waste products on the INSIDE of their bodies while they are in the forum Exceptions will be made for butterflies because my daughter likes them. Oh wait, my daughter doesn't post here. No butterfly poop either.

Bask in the Glory that is The Rules

The rules will solve all of your problems and make you ri....

Err...

Uhh..

I guess that's false advertising. Ignore that please.

Have Fun

The rules are all about humor and enjoying yourself. They are meant to be TAKEN ABSOLUTELY SERIOUSLY by absolutely no-one. So have a good time and feel free to add your own rules! Just remember that the final arbiter here, the all-seeing and all knowing person in charge of your very life while you are in The Rules Forum is none other than uhh..well...nevermind. Just have a good time

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:56 am

Damn, I'm "That Guy". Go ahead and ban me now and get it over with. brick

S12 Captain **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

LOL SV...

I'll keep that in mind while posting

**Monster Slayer**

No Flaming!

All play nice policies are in full effect while within the Rules Forum. So don't be flaming each other. If you do, make sure I'm not standing next to the person you're spitting fire at. I burn easily. So does my house. Keep your flamethrowers at home!

Can we use incendiary charges instead then?

Moderator **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

OOOOOOO if we can't use flamethrowers, I got a boxfull of proximity mines that I would love to throw out there if anyone decides to become "THAT GUY"!!!

**Moderator**

Don't Do What Bigdaddyblue Done Did.

I read this somewhere and thought I'd use it. There's no point in doing ALL of the work myself, now is there?

I came up with this one a while ago for Blue.
He has happily adopted it into his sig.
I think that they are truly words to live by! lol

S12 Captain **Character Profile** Name:: Class: EXP:: 0

red laser wrote:: No Flaming!

All play nice policies are in full effect while within the Rules Forum. So don't be flaming each other. If you do, make sure I'm not standing next to the person you're spitting fire at. I burn easily. So does my house. Keep your flamethrowers at home!

Can we use incendiary charges instead then?

Only if I'm not standing next to whatever is about to ignite.

Batmandk02 wrote:: OOOOOOO if we can't use flamethrowers, I got a boxfull of proximity mines that I would love to throw out there if anyone decides to become "THAT GUY"!!!

OOOohh...I love 'splody things

The BLAY wrote:: Don't Do What Bigdaddyblue Done Did.

I read this somewhere and thought I'd use it. There's no point in doing ALL of the work myself, now is there?

I came up with this one a while ago for Blue.
He has happily adopted it into his sig.
I think that they are truly words to live by! lol

Ooops...don't tell my profs that I forgot to footnote this then 'k?

**Administrator**

This should be stickied as the rules soon.

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:34 am

What about SPAM?

Or Unless posts that do nothing but increase your Post Count?

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:51 pm

wait, from what I understand, Jimbo.....is "That Guy".....so does this make the rules void?

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:58 pm

unhappily wrote:: wait, from what I understand, Jimbo.....is "That Guy".....so does this make the rules void?

If I knew Jimbo, I would LMAO right now

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:44 pm

well Jimbo is!! haha

**Administrator**

We need to add rules for you two.

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:12 pm

Money-B wrote:: We need to add rules for you two.

Why? We would just ignore them!! hahaha

**Administrator**

Maybe I should have given Bats the power to ban.

Subject: Re: The Rules about The Rules Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:24 pm

thats just wrong man!! haha

**Administrator**

That's Bats with his ban laser.

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