Tell us about some crazy people you dated.. and what made them crazy?!

OK... we seem to be a family of 50+ people and have become good friends so why not share some stories? Rob said in another thread that he has many stories so I expect this thread to be jammed packed with laughs and smiles. We don't need ALL THE DETAILS but hey give us something to laugh about.

I think I married a crazy lady. We dated for like almost 4 years before we got married. One time I decided that I needed to figure out if she was the one or if my ex-girlfriend was the one and so I seperated from her for a month and tried dating my ex. Well one day she came to my apartment with a picture of us. She asked me if I wanted it back and I said yes. MISTAKE!!!! She lifted that thing above her head and broke it over my head!! Eventually I got the answer I needed on who to be with and that picture was not the reason. I have had many things thrown at me when I have made her mad. So now I just try to be nice but sometimes she pushes my buttons and I have never thrown anything but I have broke the remote before. So needless to say... I married a crazy lady, but it takes a ton of madness to get her to that point!!

lets seee...
the last girl I dated b4 my current g/f told me after a month and a hald I needed to know if I wanted to have kids... and that she wanted to hyphenate their last name or put her last name in as their middle name... i was like WTF?
then I brought her to my cottage and my buddy was like.. dude... she's got the crazy eyes! As soon as he said that I saw it!
We didnt last much longer than that.

one girl I dated stared at me while we made out.. Im talking bug eyed staring at me. And it was even creepier during the sex.

the one girl that really got to me...
things were great then she went away to visit her sister in Texas.. came back and broke up with me the next day. Found out she met some dude on the plane and had the nerve to show up to my place of work with him... needless to say all my friends were calling me up to tell me. So I lost it on her... things calmed down we became friends with benefits.. then she tells my best friend she made a mistake and wanted me back.. so I whole heatedly said yes (BIG MISTAKE)
Couple weeks later she moved for school (only an hour away)
I went up once had a great night then things got weird.. she wouldnt return my calls or emails... finally calls me up to end it.. AGAIN... and says shes gotta focus on school... months later I find out shes dating the dude she lived next door to in residence... the same dude I met.. the same dude she was dating before her and I broke up.. WTF....
At one point she did apologize somewhat to me. I thanked her but told her I'd never be able to forgive her... that whole sitch still plagues me....

there have been a bunch more..
Im still trying to find the crazy magnet implanted in my body... tired of attracting them

Bug eyed staring??! Oh WOW. That sounds like some episode that belongs on Seinfeld or How I met your Mother.

yeah man it was creepy!
She was like burning a whole through me with her eyes...

I guess you just looked so awesome she couldn't take her eyes off of you!! Talk about a mood ruiner!

Cool topic!

I dated a girl who, after 6 dates, accused me of raping her. Of course I'm not that kind of person. Shortly after her dad yelled at her and she shaved her head and spent 7 days living in the closet. Last I knew she was 36 dating a 72 y/o man.

Batmandk02 wrote:

I guess you just looked so awesome she couldn't take her eyes off of you!! Talk about a mood ruiner!

hahaha that mustve been it
that or she thought I'd disappear if she closed her eyes... hmmmm

There was this girl I dated named Kelly. She seemed alright for about the first three dates. It was on our fourth date that she mentioned that there was a new apartment complex opening up locally and that the apartments were really cheap and she wanted to get out of her mom's house. Oh, and hadn't I been saying that I wanted to move out of my mom's house too? Oh, and she hated her job and wouldn't it be nice if someone could take care of her so that she didn't have to work there anymore. (author's note: I was making eight dollars an hour at the time.) She kept bringing this up over and over and eventually I had to tell her to scoot. About a month later, she started nailing my cousin. He never moved in with her either.

thatjimboguy wrote:

There was this girl I dated named Kelly. She seemed alright for about the first three dates. It was on our fourth date that she mentioned that there was a new apartment complex opening up locally and that the apartments were really cheap and she wanted to get out of her mom's house. Oh, and hadn't I been saying that I wanted to move out of my mom's house too? Oh, and she hated her job and wouldn't it be nice if someone could take care of her so that she didn't have to work there anymore. (author's note: I was making eight dollars an hour at the time.) She kept bringing this up over and over and eventually I had to tell her to scoot. About a month later, she started nailing my cousin. He never moved in with her either.

wow......

I dated this one wacky broad, she was so crazy.......
























I MARRIED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow a topic i got some info on...

Ok let me get started on this one.. Now Dave jump in if i am lying...

So i start dating this chic from Walmart.. It had been awhile for me so my standards had dropped and I figure she was the easiest. Well she was a nymph totally crazy, Tell me stories of her and other people just craziness.. I was like Oh hell yeah.. a freak..

Well needless to say we get married.. then all of the sudden i walk past the Bathroom and the door was cracked open and threw the corner of my eye.. i looked in.. and I saw this CRAZY Btch looking like a demon... I was like damn.. she had a tail and all..

This is the best part.. Thanksgiving comes around.. we are having the family down for it.. well she put the turkey in the oven about 3 minutes later the whole kitchen is covered in smoke from the stove.. I open it up and take the turkey out thinking it was on fire.. but nope the crazy demon had sprayed oven cleaner in the stove and never wiped it out... YEAH.. never wiped it out.. not because she forgot.. nope..because she thought it evaporated..

Wait wait.. i got more..

SO she had this Damn water bed, I was away at Band camp when she installed the mattress and filled it up with water. Well i return home and the floor on the side of the bed is wet.. so I think the Damn Mattress has a leak.. I like an idiot..( had lots of these moment with this Hag) reach my hand under the mattress to see if it is actually coming from there.. and Guess what????? I get ELECTROCUTED.. Bam.. Knocked me on my fanny.
I was like who put the heater right under the rubber mattress? Oh i did... she replies with a stupid look on her face she mutterers WHY? I look at her like i am about to pop her enlarged head of her shoulders..and say .. did you not think it woudl MELT the Mattress? OH it could do that..???

SO i got tons more.. but the finally was I went to Drill one weekend i come home and cant find anything clean. so i take my clothes to my parent to wash.. i come home same argument.. "you have not killed the Goat today" crap she was always wanting to do.. to please her parent.. They required her to kill something daily to keep their crops growing or some crazy stuff like that.. SO she gets made and I finally said I am leaving.. going to my parents.. the only honest thing she ever uttered from her fangs was this.. "IF you leave i wont be here when you get back"

I said.. THANK GOD... and she wasn't, she left along with ALL my stuff... crazy hag.. Now she is on sights begging people for clothes and trying to be a surrogate mother since her tubes are tied.

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY hag...

I have more from others.. but she really took the cake.. and most of my stuff too...

Kronin1 wrote:

wow a topic i got some info on...

Ok let me get started on this one.. Now Dave jump in if i am lying...

So i start dating this chic from Walmart.. It had been awhile for me so my standards had dropped and I figure she was the easiest. Well she was a nymph totally crazy, Tell me stories of her and other people just craziness.. I was like Oh hell yeah.. a freak..

Well needless to say we get married.. then all of the sudden i walk past the Bathroom and the door was cracked open and threw the corner of my eye.. i looked in.. and I saw this CRAZY Btch looking like a demon... I was like damn.. she had a tail and all..

This is the best part.. Thanksgiving comes around.. we are having the family down for it.. well she put the turkey in the oven about 3 minutes later the whole kitchen is covered in smoke from the stove.. I open it up and take the turkey out thinking it was on fire.. but nope the crazy demon had sprayed oven cleaner in the stove and never wiped it out... YEAH.. never wiped it out.. not because she forgot.. nope..because she thought it evaporated..

Wait wait.. i got more..

SO she had this Damn water bed, I was away at Band camp when she installed the mattress and filled it up with water. Well i return home and the floor on the side of the bed is wet.. so I think the Damn Mattress has a leak.. I like an idiot..( had lots of these moment with this Hag) reach my hand under the mattress to see if it is actually coming from there.. and Guess what????? I get ELECTROCUTED.. Bam.. Knocked me on my fanny.
I was like who put the heater right under the rubber mattress? Oh i did... she replies with a stupid look on her face she mutterers WHY? I look at her like i am about to pop her enlarged head of her shoulders..and say .. did you not think it woudl MELT the Mattress? OH it could do that..???

SO i got tons more.. but the finally was I went to Drill one weekend i come home and cant find anything clean. so i take my clothes to my parent to wash.. i come home same argument.. "you have not killed the Goat today" crap she was always wanting to do.. to please her parent.. They required her to kill something daily to keep their crops growing or some crazy stuff like that.. SO she gets made and I finally said I am leaving.. going to my parents.. the only honest thing she ever uttered from her fangs was this.. "IF you leave i wont be here when you get back"

I said.. THANK GOD... and she wasn't, she left along with ALL my stuff... crazy hag.. Now she is on sights begging people for clothes and trying to be a surrogate mother since her tubes are tied.

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY hag...

I have more from others.. but she really took the cake.. and most of my stuff too...

Wow...

Oh yeah one crazy beotch for sure, the storys get worse, and they never stop...to this day she is even more touched.

Touched is a understatement...............Knowing her is not half the battle, its the beginning of the end.

I knew the story would be good as soon as I read "So I start dating this chic from Walmart". lol

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Kronin1 wrote:

wow a topic i got some info on...

Ok let me get started on this one.. Now Dave jump in if i am lying...

So i start dating this chic from Walmart.. It had been awhile for me so my standards had dropped and I figure she was the easiest. Well she was a nymph totally crazy, Tell me stories of her and other people just craziness.. I was like Oh hell yeah.. a freak..

Well needless to say we get married.. then all of the sudden i walk past the Bathroom and the door was cracked open and threw the corner of my eye.. i looked in.. and I saw this CRAZY Btch looking like a demon... I was like damn.. she had a tail and all..

This is the best part.. Thanksgiving comes around.. we are having the family down for it.. well she put the turkey in the oven about 3 minutes later the whole kitchen is covered in smoke from the stove.. I open it up and take the turkey out thinking it was on fire.. but nope the crazy demon had sprayed oven cleaner in the stove and never wiped it out... YEAH.. never wiped it out.. not because she forgot.. nope..because she thought it evaporated..

Wait wait.. i got more..

SO she had this Damn water bed, I was away at Band camp when she installed the mattress and filled it up with water. Well i return home and the floor on the side of the bed is wet.. so I think the Damn Mattress has a leak.. I like an idiot..( had lots of these moment with this Hag) reach my hand under the mattress to see if it is actually coming from there.. and Guess what????? I get ELECTROCUTED.. Bam.. Knocked me on my fanny.
I was like who put the heater right under the rubber mattress? Oh i did... she replies with a stupid look on her face she mutterers WHY? I look at her like i am about to pop her enlarged head of her shoulders..and say .. did you not think it woudl MELT the Mattress? OH it could do that..???

SO i got tons more.. but the finally was I went to Drill one weekend i come home and cant find anything clean. so i take my clothes to my parent to wash.. i come home same argument.. "you have not killed the Goat today" crap she was always wanting to do.. to please her parent.. They required her to kill something daily to keep their crops growing or some crazy stuff like that.. SO she gets made and I finally said I am leaving.. going to my parents.. the only honest thing she ever uttered from her fangs was this.. "IF you leave i wont be here when you get back"

I said.. THANK GOD... and she wasn't, she left along with ALL my stuff... crazy hag.. Now she is on sights begging people for clothes and trying to be a surrogate mother since her tubes are tied.

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY hag...

I have more from others.. but she really took the cake.. and most of my stuff too...

I had too many crazy women in my life to accurately remember, but my last gf sure get the prize.

I met her thru a blog.
I used to post poetry, drawings, that kind of stuff. It worked really well, got a good number of dates thru it lol.
So i start chatting with this girl. About three days later we were officially dating.

But she's a psycho...oh yeah, she's beautiful, but psycho.
She totally understands me.
She made gifts to me, like books of Conan, comics, warhammer miniatures, etc. everything i like.
She's practically a saint, and everyone in my family totally loves her.
She's really smart, i can talk with her about anything.
She's a hell in bed.
And she totally loved me.

Like i said, totally crazy.

Yeah, she sounds like a nutcase. You'd better be careful, or she might end up sticking around.

I honestly think I am dating one right now.

here's the most recent "catastrophic event" that has rocked our relationship.

Sun. I worked @ 3pm she asked if she could stay @ my place for a few hours until her grandmother left her house (long story regarding her mom and grandmother)
So of course I say yes. I leave her my key and head out. Everything is fine send her a text or two while Im working no big deal.
All of a sudden its 8pm and i get a text saying "here"
Usually she'd give me a heads up she was coming to return my key.
I go down to pick it up from her and she is visibly upset and OF COURSE won't tell me whats wrong other than she read something that really upset her.. and basically leaves...

Finally around 1230a she responds to a message I left her and decides she will tell me what she read. Up to this point I had freaked out wondering what she could have read of mine that would be SOOO detrimental and then upon finding nothing on my return home I thought maybe it didnt have to do with me.

So she preceeds to tell me she was looking for her resume on my computer (which was right on the desktop) but she opened MS Word hit open file and saw a file with a girls name on it. I never thought she would but she proceeds to open it and read it all...

So as she is telling me this and telling me the file name Im like WTF are you talking about.. then I do a search and find an email from a girl I was semi involved with over 3 years ago... and it is a very indepth letter full of sexual content.
No I will not get into the details lol

So I tell her I honestly had no idea it was there I have had to form at my computer so many times that I usually just copy whats on my backup disks to the computer without a second thought.

this is apparently not a good enough reason for it being there.. I guess I am supposed to be all knowing an omnipotent regarding every single file thats on my computer at all times.

So we talk about it that night and I figure even though this is not my fault and had she trusted me enough to leave it alone this would not have happened.. but being the guy I am I agree to split the blame saying I shouldnt have head it on there and she shouldnt have been looking through my files.

I figured that was the end of it pretty much but no... she has tried to turn the entire thing around on me and say that I am more to blame and that her breaking my trust isnt as bad as what she read... I said seriously? You're are completely in the wrong and brought about this whole situation...

I tried to play devils advocate and say what if what u had opened up had only been an address? would you have told me? probably not...
Then I posed this question after she said if she had to do it again she would...
"so by saying that am I to assume if you ever come across a file with a girls name on it you'll open it?"
She evaded the question like the plague!

Meanwhile she got an invite to my roomate's birthday. She saw a girls name that matched the word document. Asked... "is that the girl"
I told her no. She asked "are you sure?"
I said yes.
"She replied a third time "are you completely sure about that?!"
I responded how many Flurking times can I answer you the same way? Thanks for the trust...


well there is a lot more but the last 2 days I have been pondering something
does she trust me?
Should I ask her?
I don't want to be with someone who doesnt trust me.
Ive never cheated on her or any other girl in my life.
Ive broken the bro code numerous times (yes I am ashamed) for her
I do my best to keep her happy and this is the thanks I get in return...

I know i am in the wrong for not having removed that file long ago even though I was unaware it was there
but I never expected her to invade my privacy like that... whats next? my email? my facebook? my cell phone?

Boy.. you set yourself up this time. Of course I myself have gotten into a predicament like yourself over something on my computer and then my wife goes on this 2 week ti-raid and sometimes I just thought there was no way to de-fuse the situation. Eventually.... everything came to a close. But sometimes the issue still rares it's ugly head.

well I told her once shes passed it I dont wanna hear about it
shes the cause of it. had she kept her nose outta my stuff it never would have come up. I still woulda been ignorant to the fact the file was on there.. but it would be for the best.. now im really trying to figure out what I should do

Dude... women can't stop meddling in our stuff. I got a ticket one time and I thought I was gonna be cool and hide it and no one would know nothing about it. Then my girlfriend (now Wife) was cleaning my apartment one day and found it! I knew she found it because it was laying on my bed when I got out of class. I got the 3rd degree on that too... and it had nothing to do with her, hell it was my driving record!!!

yeah i know.. Ive gotten the thirs degree about some other stuff when she tricked me into telling her the truth... yeah you read that correctly.
She was going off about something stupid then made a statement that I didnt think was a question.. then she told me it was so i answered truthfully and I was in shit.. like FML! lol cant win with this broad

Dump her.

Then bang her younger sister.

she doesnt have a sister lol