Tommy likes to scare my 3 year old...

yes i can be that evil.

Every time i try to scare my four year old he just laughs at me.

Tommy one of these days you are gonna pop out at her like that and she is gonna bust you one right in the gonads.

Yeah, my four year old is scared of clowns too

and Blue, don't joke about the nads dude...

I caught a knee there today and my daughter was just trying to get into my lap

gonna have to find new and inventive ways to frighten her.or at least find a new hobby,lol.

thatjimboguy wrote:

Yeah, my four year old is scared of clowns too

and Blue, don't joke about the nads dude...

I caught a knee there today and my daughter was just trying to get into my lap

Dude my 2 year old thinks I am a jungle jim. If I had a nickle for everytime she has stomped on my ballsack climbing up me in the chair, well, I could afford a steel cup to protect me down there.

i always wear a cup when i wrestle with my 10 year old.boy took martial arts classes last year and he moves like a mongoose on crack.

I used to take Karate. I'm gonna get my daughter in classes and go with her. My old teacher doesn't take them before they turn five though. I'm hoping that by the time she gets old enough to start dating I can have her trained in martial arts and firearms and that no guy will DARE to try to make her do something she doesn't want to do.

thatjimboguy wrote:

I used to take Karate. I'm gonna get my daughter in classes and go with her. My old teacher doesn't take them before they turn five though. I'm hoping that by the time she gets old enough to start dating I can have her trained in martial arts and firearms and that no guy will DARE to try to make her do something she doesn't want to do.

Ahh, the best way to prevent that is the old "manpart in a jar" trick.

You go to the county morgue and pay some low earning morgue attendant $50 to let you snip off a guys rod and tackle. Put that in a jar of formaldehyde and place the jar in a very obvious place for when little Johnny Quickfingers come to pick up your daughter for date time. When he notices ask very causually if he would fit in a jar that size or should you be prepared with a larger one. He will get the hint and your daughter will remain pure and unmolested.

sorry we didn't record it.

I'm not. My daughter will be scarred for life...

she is going to hate clowns the rest of her life!!

naw its ok i dont like clowns either

just make sure she never see's killer clowns from outer space

want to rent that one now,thanks tankster

hehehebest part little clown gets told "hey i am going to knock your block off" then the clown proceeds to literally knock the guys head off

hey i like to scare my kids i once took some shaving cream and put it in my oldest boys hand worea yoda mask and since he is on the top bunk being right in his face was easy
did the Yoda laugh so loud he woke up and smeared the shaving cream all over his head!!!!!