Pictures of ME naked!

Librarian: "Sir I afraid you are not allowed to do that in here."

Blue: "Do what?"

Librarian: "You will have to take the beverage outside."

Blue: "But I am reading."

Librarian: "Why not check the book out and take it home ot read."

Blue: "Don't have a library card."

Librarian: "We can supply you with one."

Blue: "Na, that's alright, I'll just read the book here."

Librarian: "Sir you cannot drink beer in the Library especially here in the children section."

Blue: "But I Like Everybody Poops."

Luckily mine don't stink.

Otherwise the neighbor whose yard I use probably would have prosecuted by now.

LOL

The key is to move in next door to the guy who has the German Shepherd so he can't tell the difference!

but then you gotta worry about the Sheppard attacking you while you are trying to take a dump on the lawn

LOL...

true...

and I'd hate to get bitten with my pants down...

maybe I should work on that plan a bit

perhaps the American Gladiators Atlas-Sphere would do the trick. but with the space between the bars much smaller. then just poop out the hole and role away
just dont role backwards into it!

Everybody Poops

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody poops sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

'Cause everybody poops. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody poops. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on

Well, everybody poops sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody poops sometimes
And everybody poops sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody poops. You are not alone

OK... that was kinda funny about the pooping. I do like that concept because of people who think they are better than everyone else! Here is my thought of the day and something I always keep in mind:

Lets say the President of the United States... COMMANDER IN CHIEF. Who the hell is he? Well.. he's the President of America. WELL SO FREAKING WHAT? Does he Eat, Sleep, and Shit just like the rest of us?? YES! OK THEN... he is no better than the rest of us... he just happened to get a lot luckier than we did. And with all the things he has to put up with... I am luckier than he is.

I am just using this as an example... there is no politics involved here, just the position I was speaking about.

Yes the President does poop. However not one single President ever (regardless of party) ever thought his stunk.

I still can believe this thing has been looked at 247 times. You people need yer heads examined!

HAHAHAHA Mami had to come on and look and there was nothing DAMN LOL

Wait....you mean STILL NO PICS?????

Dude...

I'm reporting Blue to the American Comsumer Council for False Advertising...

err...

Waitaminute..

Is that REALLY something I wanted to see?

Hold on...

I'm reporting Blue to the FBI for making threats over the internet.

Yeah well one of these days you nuckleheads are gonna click on this thread, ready to post yer smart alecky comments and there I am on gonna be in all my natural glory. Ha then won't you be sorry!

OOOOOO pic.....awww man still no damn pics!!!!















I kid