Dear "Santa"

How's about...

A gift certificate for a massage at a local spa and a bottle of something nice to drink when you get home?

Dear Santa,

I'll take one Wry-sized beatdown and a pair of days above forty to clear the roads again.

Smooches,
Jimbo

Dear Santa,

I have been a somewhat good guy this year. I would like to see and get Wave 3 of POC under the tree but I don't think it will happen.

I would also like:

My newborn son to start sleeping through the night.
My wife to get off my case when I am working on something real important.
To get rid of this nagging cough that makes me feel like I need to curl up in a corner and die.

That's all I got for now but I may be back later to add to the list!

Dear Santa....


First Santa,I would like for Lady Z to have a great Christmas.She is a great person and everyone on this site is lucky to know her.

Second...
i would like Bats fantasy football team to disappear.

Third..
I want everyone here at S12 to have wonderful hollidays.

P.S.

If you could find me a job that would be great...I know im a little tall to be an elf but i could scoop up reindeer droppings or something.

Dear Santa,

Please help JJ get a job. He is a great guy who likes to clean up kitchens after chili is made and also be a mechanic in the motor pool. The dude is awesome and really gave me a nice Christmas gift by helping me enter the Fantasy Football league in which he wants me to disappear. But I made a promise that if I won it all, he would get his share. So help the good man out. I will suffer a few more sleepless nights if it will help a friend get a job.

Please help Lady Z make it through the holidays. She is a great gal who helps anyone and everyone when she can. We are all lucky to have her in here and although we may not can help her out sometimes, our best wishes go out to her. So just free her from any stress for the next few months.

Please help BDB get through whatever he is going through. Even though he sometimes acts like a complete ass, we still like him and want to see him raise some hell around here. So any spare goodness you got left, give him some of it.

And bless all of us here at Sector 12. May this site continue to run forever and give Rob the good graces to not kill every character we create and make good during the game.

Thanks

Dear Santa,

Thank you for the reason for the season. And could you send some sun block... It is still getting to 70 degrees here nearly every day.

Dear Santa,

I would like some Maple Syrup and some Maple Candies!
Also, I would like the entire 1982-1994 collection of GI Joe figures, vehicles and bases
and a room to put them all in!
Failing that, the parts to assemble my own Delorean time machine would be greatly appreciated as I will go back and collect them myself!

thank you in advance!

-Nick

dear santa;

i feel i've been a good man this year.want i would really like to get this year for christmas is peace on earth and good cheer.wait a minute,nah scratch that.i want you to know that i have mrs.claus tied up in the basement and you are gonna pay what you owe.i want you to come here christmas eve with a sack for of delta goodies or the old lady gets it.i wanted that rocket-powered skate board that you promised me when i was 10,and that shinny chrome plated rocket launcher you said i could have when i turned 18.you are gonna come thru this year or me and mrs.claus are gonna do a thelma and lousie ending,you know where they go off the cliff at the end of the movie,but the only difference is i won't be in the car with her,ha ha ha.i mean it santa,you are gonna pay what you owe.oh and one more thing,please bring me a doggie this year,you know the one i want,and it has to be a male doogie because females go into heat and that can be a real pain in the ass when it happens.thanks in advance.

Tommy(Delta)

Dear Santa,

It's my birthday today and I'm feeling old.

Can I please get a double shot of Geritol, some fiber cookies and a case of prunes. Also, I could use a BITCHIN' cane. Ya know, one that's got flames on the side and a mirror on the bottom for looking up skirts.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,
Jim