The New "Dear Delta" thread

this is where you should go for advice......The Delta suggests you ask and take his advice....

Dear Delta,

I'm sick, should I take meds and go to work and whine to my co-workers or should I stay home and take meds so my wife whine about the kids

bandonov wrote:

Dear Delta,

I'm sick, should I take meds and go to work and whine to my co-workers or should I stay home and take meds so my wife whine about the kids

Go to the bar and tank up on Grandpa's Cough Syrup and have a taxi drop you off at a cousin's house! That way you are neither at work or home and your passed out and cannot hear the nagging!

Batman wrote:

Go to the bar and tank up on Grandpa's Cough Syrup and have a taxi drop you off at a cousin's house! That way you are neither at work or home and your passed out and cannot hear the nagging!

During my my wife's first Mat Leave, I did tell my Boss that I would have to call in sick an park at my local Mall and sleep in the parking lot. He laughed and said I understand.

Speaking of Meds, my are starting to run and out and I can't take the next pills yet!

Dear Delta,

So my soon-to-be-ex to the point where I don't know whether to tear my hair out or airmail her a big warm glass of go Flurk yourself you ignorant whore. I was wondering if you could provide another coping mechanism.

oh, I got this one........Delta's Fave coping mech.......liquor!!

Dear detla,

What cold meds do you recommend?

maijuana and nyquil

Leave the advice giving for The Delta.

You guys have a lot of problems btw.

bandonov wrote:

Dear Delta,

I'm sick, should I take meds and go to work and whine to my co-workers or should I stay home and take meds so my wife whine about the kids

The Delta recommends taking the meds and checking into a motel to hide from the world.that way,you'll be able to get some rest and not deal with anyone.

thatjimboguy wrote:

Dear Delta,

So my soon-to-be-ex to the point where I don't know whether to tear my hair out or airmail her a big warm glass of go Flurk yourself you ignorant whore. I was wondering if you could provide another coping mechanism.

do what The Delta did when he was going thru his divorce.......shave your head and tell the bitch to go Flurk herself if she can't be reasonable with term of the divorce.as for coping with the situation The Delta recommends the following: 1 Blonde, 1 Brunetter, 2 Redheads, a cheap motel on the edge of town,and 1 camcorder.send video to ex-to- be and let things take their course.

Money-B wrote:

Leave the advice giving for The Delta.

You guys have a lot of problems btw.

you don't know the half of it when it comes to this gang,lol.

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta,

My fiance' has a dog with a HUGE gas problem. Short of a cork, what can I possibly do about the STENCH!?!?!?!?!?!? Ugh!! It is enough to gag a horse!!!
Sincerely,
Stunk out of the bedroom :(

get a clothes pin andd put it on your nose.........by the way it's not the dog.......lololololol

oy vay........dont answer it!!

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta,

How do I tell my fiance' that my maid of honor and my other bridesmaid are throwing me a bachelorette party?...I am afraid that he might get a little upset....

IDK what they are planning, but I am sure it is going to be WILD. Nothing like the bachelor party he went to in East St. Louis last year I am sure, but still pretty wild....

Sincerely,
Ready for the last "HOORAH"

what happens wherever,stays wherever.just remember,if you have a big send off,the hubby-to-be should have one too.now where are those strippers?

LadyDelta wrote:

THE DELTA wrote:

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta,

How do I tell my fiance' that my maid of honor and my other bridesmaid are throwing me a bachelorette party?...I am afraid that he might get a little upset....

IDK what they are planning, but I am sure it is going to be WILD. Nothing like the bachelor party he went to in East St. Louis last year I am sure, but still pretty wild....

Sincerely,
Ready for the last "HOORAH"

what happens wherever,stays wherever.just remember,if you have a big send off,the hubby-to-be should have one too.now where are those strippers?

It's not up to me for my hubby-to-be to have a "big send off"...that is up to his best man... Just sayin!!

YEAH,YEAH,YEAH>

Sounds like a HALL PASS moment.

I wish I could get a hall pass.... :(

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta...

Any ideas what I can get for my hubby-to-be for a wedding gift? I want something that will move him, but not make him move... you know?

Clueless in Milwaukee

doggie cork?