The New "Dear Delta" thread

Krisk wrote:

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta...

Any ideas what I can get for my hubby-to-be for a wedding gift? I want something that will move him, but not make him move... you know?

Clueless in Milwaukee

doggie cork?

You might need to explain that.

for the farting dog.........itll keep him(delta) from moving away, and he will be moved cuz when the dog explodes from the built up methane, he wont help but experience all kinds of emotions!!

see I thought about it!!

Dear Delta,

My pregnant GF went to get an ultrasound today. We were supposed to find oit if it's a boy or a girl but the little stinker wouldn't cooperate. What can I beibe it with so we can find our in ten weeks when she gets hee next ultrasound?

umm english please??

thatjimboguy wrote:

Dear Delta,

My pregnant GF went to get an ultrasound today. We were supposed to find oit if it's a boy or a girl but the little stinker wouldn't cooperate. What can I beibe it with so we can find our in ten weeks when she gets hee next ultrasound?

Oh shit!

If I translated right, congrats Jimbo!!

LadyDelta wrote:

Dear Delta...

Any ideas what I can get for my hubby-to-be for a wedding gift? I want something that will move him, but not make him move... you know?

Clueless in Milwaukee

Middleton's Irish Whiskey,nuff said.

thatjimboguy wrote:

Dear Delta,

My pregnant GF went to get an ultrasound today. We were supposed to find oit if it's a boy or a girl but the little stinker wouldn't cooperate. What can I beibe it with so we can find our in ten weeks when she gets hee next ultrasound?

kids( born or unborn ) will never cooperate no matter what you bribe them with.just pray the little stinker is healthy and be patient.if that doesn't work for you,try a brand new car.

Jimbo get his advice from Delta.

That means Delta must be really wise.

yeah, thats it!! haha

Krisk wrote:

yeah, thats it!! haha

You don't think so?

Money-B wrote:

Jimbo get his advice from Delta.

That means Delta must be really wise.

just call me the "Drunken Irish Yoda",lol

umm..........yeah you see about that

Dear Delta.......

there's this bitch that walks up and down the street with her puffy ass in the air teasing all the mutts in the neighborhood.what does a good liking canine like me have to do to get on that?

-A Real Horn-Dog.

Terror The Delta-Dog wrote:

Dear Delta.......

there's this bitch that walks up and down the street with her puffy ass in the air teasing all the mutts in the neighborhood.what does a good liking canine like me have to do to get on that?

-A Real Horn-Dog.

A Real Horn-Dog;

when that "bitch" walks by,jump her,let her drag you around and then leave the "bitch".just remember,The Delta is not gonna take care of any little ugly bulldog/poodle pups.