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Of Course There’s an Official White House Petition That Wants the US to Build a Death Star By 2016

In perhaps the best use of the White House's official "We the People" petition system (the most ridiculous would still be Texas' secession), a group of faceless signatures want the US to secure funding and resources in order to begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. Yes, a Death Star.

The real question is, what in the hell took so long? Why were we bothering with killing SOPA when we could have spent our time trying to get a FREAKING DEATH STAR for America?! The petition says:

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

Disappointingly, the petition only has over a thousand signatures at the moment. It'll need a lot more than that to ever reach Obama's desk. And a lot more than that to ever get the project rolling.

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Here is the link to sign the petition: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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That is stupid.

All of our enemies are on this planet.
If we blow them up, we die too.
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haha, Money-B using logic against Star Wars groupies......hahah
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Krisk wrote:
haha, Money-B using logic against Star Wars groupies......hahah


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Money-B wrote:
That is stupid.

All of our enemies are on this planet.
If we blow them up, we die too.

No Silly, We would live on the Death Star and you know Blow up our Enemies!
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But then Luke Skywalker or some other half-assed Jedi would put a laser up our Flurking tailpipe.
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The petition has reached the necessary 25,000 signatures.

This is getting serious.
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